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Children. 2. Signature. Website. www.rodney.com. Jack Roy (born Jacob Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), better known by the pseudonym Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, screenwriter, and producer. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!"
Find funny puns, corny one-liners and bad-but-good jokes that even Dad would approve of. Skip to main content. 24/7 Help. For premium support please call: 800-290-4726 more ways to ...
Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”. Wife: “No, you’re not.”. My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning. I said, “Nah, most of the time I ...
It got a purr-fect score. Why is the ocean so clean? It has mer-maids. Why did the king go to the dentist? He needed a crown. Funny Jokes. Did you hear about the archeologist who got fired? His ...
2. Henry " Henny " Youngman (March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998) was a British-born American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please". In a time when many comedians told elaborate anecdotes, Youngman's routine consisted of telling simple one-liner jokes, occasionally with ...
A one-liner is a joke that is delivered in a single line. A good one-liner is said to be pithy – concise and meaningful. [1] Comedians and actors use this comedic method as part of their performance, and many fictional characters are also known to deliver one-liners, including James Bond, who often makes pithy and laconic quips after disposing of a villain.
From dumb dad jokes to silly knock-knocks, this compilation of one-liners is sure to inspire a laugh or two, whether you're relaxing poolside, riding in the car with the top down or dining al ...
This joke is a pun playing on multiiple meanings of the word "laid." It relies on our expectation that we will hear a factoids about the length or volume of some object ("If all arteries, veins, and capillaries of the human circulatory system were laid end to end, the total length would be 60,000 miles, or 100,000 km.